May 2013
nahlou:
there are hannah montana lyrics for whatever life throws at you
xthegirlwithkaleidoscopeeyesx:
Legit reasons to hate Justin Bieber:
He said rape happens for a reason.
When asked to try out veganism he made a big show of gagging on and spitting out a vegan steak that had been ordered for him.
When he visited Anne Franks house, he wrote in the guest book that he hoped “she would have been a belieber”.
He’s a spoiled little brat.
Not legit reasons to hate...
police: THIS IS THE POLICE! OPEN YOUR DOOR NOW!!!
me: not with that attitude
caraknightley:
mini m&ms taste better than normal m&ms don’t even try to argue with me on this
me: eats a snack while making a snack
kodalis:
I only date drug dealers and serial killers sorry
facebook boys: you should come over. we could have some fun, if you know what i mean *wink*
tumblr boys: you should come over. we can cuddle, and watch your favourite movie, and hold hands, and i'll cook for you and we can live happily ever after
boys i know: you are potato
Plot Twist: All exams get cancelled because the government finally realise that they are actually just marking your memory and not your intelligence and teenagers should be experiencing life and having a good time instead of sit revising bullshit they're never going to need.
how the fuck do some girls get boyfriends so easily like wtf do you just create them in your basement or what
me: *accidentally spends life on tumblr*
smaugtheterrible:
if the pope can give up then so can i
dont yell at me
bananakittywho:
snaku:
dont yell at me
dont yell at me
dont yell at me
dont yell at me
dont
yell
at
me
instead of yelling try not yelling
if you ever yell at me, i promise you i will cry no matter who you are or what i did
zapppping:
just-another-puzzle:
markohppus:
bceky:
markohppus:
giving birth is essentially just like pooping except out a different hole
are your poops covered in blood and start screaming and crying
only after i eat mexican food
olé
omg
You: "Everybody shut up." *picks up phone* "Hey mum."
Friend1: "HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Friend2: "come back to bed"
Friend3: *various sex noises*
Friend4: "tell her I said hi"
Friend5: "Aye! Pass The Weed."
Friend 6: *blasting out curse words*
Friend 7: "PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON"
